WTF!!

Being new to the blogging world I have noticed that there are some interesting characters out there. There seems to be a circle of people who like to mess with each other in a fun kind of way although I have come across some interesting people as well, all shall remain nameless of course but it is interesting. I didn't think I would be asked to fight or wrestle some guy as I am sure it would seem entertaining to the women who seem to want to see it. I know it is in fun and I will just take it as that but to all you ladies, I hate to dissapoint but I am not a fighter, that was left behind in the former Yugoslav. Keep it interesting.

Know your Joe

I have done questionable things in my life. Also extraordinary things, reveled in my time. I have seen attack ships burning off the Ivory Coast, seen c beams glistening on the Tannehouser gates and watched men piss themselves during questioning and yet I never cared. I sit home alone, eat my meals I prepared for myself, sleep like a baby at night and then sleep walk off to work. I guess some men are just made that way.

Joe Boxer

I may try boxer shorts out pretty soon. These briefs are terribly binding.

Say it ain't Joe

Well, I went ahead and told my ex that the threesome she wanted to have would not be in anyone's best interest. You see, she knew I had done that before and that was something that we would never do as I felt it really had no place in a monogamous marriage. She felt the same, at that time. That was a subject that was just a "fantasy" as far as talk in the bedroom. This was not received very well, she began to get upset and said that she thought I would like to do that and especially with her friend. I told her that it would be great if it could be pulled off but I did not feel that it could be done. She can save that for her next boyfriend, that would probably be a nice little surprise to give him.

Anything Joes

Recently my ex-wife, whom I have been divorced from for five years now, asked me if I would like to have a threesome with her and her friend. Now, I was kind of taken aback by the question. Understand that I do not dislike my ex as I have helped her financially when she needed help throughout the years. We have remained friends and I have no feelings for her but it did get my mind to rolling. She is a very beautiful woman of 35 years and her friend is around that age. She told me that having never done the lesbian thing,that she wanted to try it out and her friend was game and that they both wanted to do that with someone that they both know and not have it be some stranger that they met in some dive. I really have to think about that one, most everyone has done the threesome thing at my age, as have I, but I would have to have a talk with her as to not give the wrong impression that something might start back up between us. She has not implied that in anyway but one must at least attempt to think all the possible avenues out.

Alone in being alone ?

I think Not.

One of my all time favs, by Patricia Gale.

Fly away oh bird of love
Carry your feathered gift unto another
For my time is short
Gold has more meaning than thou
I have no time for such matters of the heart
Perplexed and not granting the price I need
My call is heard daily
And I heed for its ransom is high
It supplies me with a bed for one
Dinner by candlelight for only one
So what need do I have
For the grave holds only one

Never say never

In the words of Van Halen - Where have all the good times gone?